Greg Bennett

www.greggybennett.com

My New Face feat. Taylor Armstrong

Well, I’m back.  I’m back with my tail between my legs, because I left you hanging for all these months.  For that, I am very sorry!  I enjoy writing this blog and much as you (hopefully) enjoy reading it, but things got away from me.  There were a bunch of times of the past few months that I thought “I should write about this,” but I got caught up making my new life here in San Francisco, and decided to just keep living it.  The up side to this is that I have months of material.   If I told you these stories in real time, they’d all be like

but I’ve had time to organize my thoughts, and I won’t let you down any more, promise.

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Beyoncend 2013

So, if you follow me on Twitter or Instagram, then you already know that I had a close and personal encounter with Beysus Christ.  She looked into my soul, and she excised demons from my body, while telling me that she could have another me in a minute (babay).  Appropriately enough, this mess from the Real Housewives of Atlanta who thinks she looks like Beyonce will be helping me recap

I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality.

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My Weekend in Winter feat. Tamra Barney

Memorial Day Weekend (herein referred to as MDW) in New Jersey is the official start to the summer season.  Everyone goes down the shore for the and drinks a lot.  The weather is always hit or miss; it’s either super hot and perfect for the beach, or there are torrential downpours and it’s 55 degrees.  I heard this MDW was overcast and chilly, but my heart still hurt not being there with my family and friends.  I’d been dreading MDW in San Francisco, because I knew it would be cloudy and dumpy.  There is no summer during summer here.  It’s gross and cold and I live on a mountain.  What’s a boy to do?  Road trip to LA!  Here to help tell you all about it is fellow hot mess (in the best way possible) Tamra Barney.

TGIF.

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Greggy’s Back feat. Melissa Gorga

Hey guys.  I know I haven’t updated in over a month, and there’s a perfectly good explanation for it.  Before I explain myself, I will say that I’m very sorry for not updating you on anything, but I’ve been trying to get settled!  A lot has happened, and I’m excited to fill you in.  In honor of Season 5 of RHONJ premiering this Sunday, Melissa Gorga will help catch us all up on where the hell I’ve been.

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Woahchella feat. Grandma Vicki Gunvalson

Guys, I made it. I made it out of Coachella alive. There were a few touch and go moments, but I’ve lived to tell the tale. There’s a lot to talk about, and who better to narrate than the oldest living Housewife in all the land, Grandma Vicki Gunvalson!

Also me.

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How Greggy Got His Groove Back feat. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Hey guys!  I’m sorry for being the worst and not posting for a few weeks.  I got a phone call from Queen Donna this morning asking for “a recap of my trip!” which is a sign that I really need to get my act together. Since this is so overdue, I decided to ask most of the Beverly Hills housewives to help! The gang is all here today, and yes, that includes their three messy sidekicks: the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick, Allison DuBois, and Dana Wilkey. 

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What A Waste Of Hair Gel feat Jacqueline Laurita

Moving to any new city is full of emotional highs and lows, and very few periods of regularity. At least for me. I go from “This is the best decision I’ve ever made!” one minute, to “Close the shades. All of them,” the next. This weekend started off with the latter, because baby boy got Stood. The fuck. Up. I think? I’m pretty sure I did. I’m pretty sure I also just referred to myself in the third person as “baby boy.” Today’s guest star has spoken openly about how she put all of her ex husband’s things out on the front lawn, so it’s only appropriate that she narrate this post. Golf claps for Jacqueline Laurita, everybody.

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Please Just Make Me A Vodka Soda feat. Big Ang

Hi everyone! It’s Friday, and Queen Donna is coming to town, but my spirit animal Big Ang is going to help me tell you all about my week, including the story about the old timey speakeasy I went to last night (I already can’t, and you won’t be able to either).

TGIF.

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A Clairvoyant Weekend feat. Caroline Manzo

Hey guys.  I hope you all had a great weekend.  Mine was a little nuts.  Caroline Manzo, Don of the Franklin Lakes Manzo’s, and my second mother, is helping narrate my recap.  Look how excited she is about it.

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2 Weeks Later… feat. Camille Grammer

Hey guys.  It’s Friday! I am really excited for this weekend, but I’ll get to that later. 

I’ve been here for two weeks, and I’ve begun to notice some things about San Francisco.  I will now share my thoughts on them, with the help of my dear friend, QUEEN Camille Grammer.

When a RHONJ cast member requests to be apart of RHOBH via a GIF.

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